A long long, long, long, long time ago, before the beginning of time, there was these boys. A band… They called themselves 46forum. Everyone they knew though, called them Outkast. These boys you see, were not yet men. They were not… I don’t know how you would say… They were not ahead of their time. They did though live a reality that screamed of the … Continue reading Two Dope Boys in a Mini Van
Yeah I smoke bud. So what. I don’t see anything wrong with it. I feel like I smoke responsibly. That’s a thing right? I don’t let weed get in the way of my money. But I do spend my money on weed. Also food.. I buy a lot of food. Don’t forget beer. What the fuck am I doing explaining myself to you? Who the … Continue reading Why So Serious Old Skool Joe
Criusing in my space ship. I don’ t don’t really have to say shit. I do whatever feels fit. In my space ship. It’s not that I don’t care. Yes it is I don’t care. Cruising in my space ship. Don’t touch my settings. It’s my space ship. Sometimes we hot box in here. Don’t roll the windows down. In my space ship. Do I … Continue reading Hits From The Bong With Spaceman Jones
Another day another dollar. What does that even mean? I can’t call it. Pass the blunt. Yeah I gotta go to the fish joint in a minute, Doris is having a birthday party for her grandson. I think it’s like a mafia rule or something that you can’t hurt people at a birthday party. Maybe it’s a wedding. I don’t know. It’s real out here … Continue reading Pass The Blunt To Old Skool Joe
You heard it here first. There is a kid playing for the Michigan Wolverines that’s the next Detlef Schrempf. One of the newest additions to the prestigious All Old Skool Joe Team Moritz Wagner This is a bad dude right here. Watch out for this guy come March Madness. Michigan might make a little bit of noise in the tourney. Ohio State has a squad … Continue reading A Letter To The 46SportsRoundtable Staff
Is it taco Tuesday? No actually we do it on Thursday. So this guy comes back on Thursday and he was determined to eat tacos. Ok it’s Thursday, what’s up with those tacos? What are you crazy we had the taco special on Tuesday. See…look at the sign. See it says right here Thusday. Boy was he angry. How are we still in business you … Continue reading Tales From The Fish Joint With Old Skool Joe
Man…I want to coach karate. I could be like a James Earl Jones in Best Of The Best. Roundhouse Tommy! See… here its just that easy. I don’t know. It’s hard coming up with stuff everyday Pink Panther. On a side note I have not recieved my paycheck. You know what the fuck I’m talking about! Don’t make me fuck you up! It will be like … Continue reading Talking Karate With Old Skool Joe
Space. Time. What does it all mean? Breakfast time? No seriously who wants to get breakfast with me. I’m very hungry. We did a ton of Cloverfield research last night. If we would have worked this hard in magic school, maybe we would have actually graduated. Have you seen The Cloverfield Paradox on Netflix yet? Watch it bro it’s a mind blower. What do I … Continue reading Hits From The Bong With Spaceman Jones
I don’t know if you know this, but I am one of the leading bracketology experts in the country. Yes I am! I have won the 46sports bracket challenge the past five seasons. Who was in it? Wouldn’t you like to know. I just know a lot about basketball, and most people don’t know shit about basketball. I was a pretty good player back in … Continue reading A Letter To The 46SportsRoundtable Staff
Another day in paradise. I’m not complaining though. My riot predictions were correct. Philly fans are brutal and those are just facts. It was a good game though. I won some money but I don’t think she is gonna pay up. She says the fact that I’m still alive is payment is enough. Those old broads in the red hats are ruthless. They jumped my … Continue reading Hits From The Bong With Old Skool Joe
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