It’s me Spaceman Jones just sitting here on the couch talking about old times. We actually met in magic school. Yes we did. Old Skool Joe would always complain that we had to wait to eat. Yeah they would give these long speeches, and it never had anything to do with us. I don’t think the dean liked Old Skool Joe. Probably because of all … Continue reading Hits From The Bong With Spaceman Jones
I just saw a rapping polka guy. Yeah man he was rapping and doing polka, I don’t even know if I’m saying that right. Actually it was Jack Black, but he was playing this real life dude. What was his name? Hold on let me Google it real quick. Alright so it’s this guy his name is Jan Lewan and he reminds me of a … Continue reading Wake And Bake With Old Skool Joe
Yo I’m Old Skool Joe running the blogs with the old school flow, ain’t nothing like the old school though, give me another beat just one more, or just one mo. Wait… fuck you mean no word bro. Dude you just don’t know, listening to chill hop boy you just don’t know. Fool I don’t rap read the fucking magazine it says that. Sit … Continue reading Old Skool Joe Still Smoking
Well I’m up and I’m writing…this must be some spectacular weed. It has to be like two in the morning. Things have been quiet at the fish joint lately. If I’m being honest the shit is kind of making me paranoid. Doris has been being real nice to me lately. She even let me turn off the Grammys to watch some college hoops. Dig this… … Continue reading Blunts And Brews With Old Skool Joe
Good morning. Wake up, blaze up, and listen to this This has been wake and bake with Spaceman Jones. Who knows if I will ever be up this early again. Peace. Continue reading Wake And Bake With Spaceman Jones
Glib glob glibbity glo glah. Just kidding could you imagine if I really talked like that. Back on earth and I have to say I do enjoy this place. Man you guys have some prime cloud some of the finest in the galaxy. Trust me I’m an expert on these things. Kind of like Lando Calrissian in those movies. (hits bong) Did you see the … Continue reading Smoking Cloud With Spaceman Jones
What have I been doing? I’ve been working motherfucker fish doesn’t sell itself! Man pass that shit what are we smoking on today? This shit doesn’t have a label. It’s dope that weed had labels on it now. They have nutritional value on the back and everything…potheads have come a long way. Hey Pink Panther remember when we used to go to Mexico and buy … Continue reading Smoking Something With Old Skool Joe
Write about sports? What the fuck do I look like ESPN? Don’t get me wrong I love sports. I am a very active member in the Facebook group, but I’m not a sports journalist. I should be one. I can yell about bullshit with the best of them. I would like to go toe to toe with that damn Stephen A. Smith. God I hate … Continue reading Smoking Kush With Old Skool Joe
(hits bong) So I’m working at my other job at the fish joint, because we still aren’t receiving steady paychecks from the stuffed animal who runs this fine fake magazine. Anyway this old man walks in and sits in one of the booths. He looks like one of those crazy old men that goes out in public just to start arguments. So I go and … Continue reading Tales From The Fish Joint With Old Skool Joe
(hits bong) At what point is it okay for me to say “Fuck it…I’m just going to wear sweatpants with everything.” Do I have to reach a certain weight? Is there like a checklist of life accomplishments that you need to complete? (hits bong) You can’t be dressed for business and pleasure at the same damn time! You have to pick one or the other. … Continue reading Sweatpants And Dress Shirts With Spaceman Jones
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