Old Skool Joe: I gotta be stuck here with you motherfuckers! They just closed down the Fish Joint. Talking about we need to stay home. What the fuck is a Corona virus? Pink Panther: Don’t you watch the fucking news? Old Skool Joe: No, I don’t watch that shit! Pink Panther: Well they closed everything down. Old Skool Joe: Even the liquor store? Pink Panther: … Continue reading 46forum presents: The Quarantine Relaunch
What’s up guys Spaceman Jones here. I’ve been in the Kush Nebula cultivating some primo clouds. Here you go Pinkerous. throw that shit in the cloud converter and let’s get stoned. I read that vampire story. That shit was pretty fucking cool. I actually saw Gregg and Darius doing a two-man show at Floyd’s. Apparently they are doing an inter-galactic book tour, and something about … Continue reading Smoking Cloud With Spaceman Jones
Wow Pink Panther I gotta give you some props, you are actually pulling this thing off. Question… who wrote that vampire shit? It got kind of dark there at the end though. Also those guys haven’t lived there for over 20 years. Fuck you I’m not scared. But if ghosts are gonna start working here you have to let me know. We agreed on that … Continue reading Getting High With Old Skool Joe
Pink Panther what the fuck man! I think the fake magazine might be haunted. No bullshit, I’m missing some money and a lot of bud. And what the fuck is a Christian Zombie Vampire? More importantly who the hell is writing this shit. Gregg and Darius haven’t lived here for like 20 fuckin’ years! I’m hearing funny shit at night man and it’s like almost … Continue reading Talking Spooky Shit With Old Skool Joe
Sorry Pink Panther I’ve been putting in work down at the fish joint. Yo! Who the hell is writing this vampire shit? I feel like this might have happened to me before. I was once a world class vampire hunter. Vampire hunting was actually my minor when I went to magic school with Spaceman Jones. Where is that guy? I need some of that space … Continue reading Wake And Bake With Old Skool Joe
See Pink Panther I told you I have connections. I just secured us a lucrative film deal and we are already shooting our first movie. It’s like if Short Circuit and Driving Miss Daisy had a baby. Fuck you Pink Panther it could work as a movie. We even have a trailer. Don’t worry I used free labor just had a couple of the interns film it. Check … Continue reading Old Skool Joe Making Hollywood Moves
Wow! Look at you guys this fake magazine is looking better than it did before I left. I’m back from my home planet with some primo cloud. Fire up the converter Pinkerous we are gonna party like we are back on Detroiticus. The Federation still considers you public enemy number one. Don’t worry I didn’t tell anyone you were here posing as a stuffed animal, … Continue reading Smoking Cloud With Spaceman Jones
Word. Now that DJ 3Z3 is back we can get down to the business of my comeback album. Fuck you Pink Panther this is a great idea. First off let’s pour out a little liquor for a fallen soldier MC Bucky B. He may have been a hamster, but he was one of the realest to ever walk the earth. Unfortunately old Bucky had some … Continue reading Rapping With Old Skool Joe
Yeah I smoke bud. So what. I don’t see anything wrong with it. I feel like I smoke responsibly. That’s a thing right? I don’t let weed get in the way of my money. But I do spend my money on weed. Also food.. I buy a lot of food. Don’t forget beer. What the fuck am I doing explaining myself to you? Who the … Continue reading Why So Serious Old Skool Joe
I don’t know what to tell you I’ve been busy. Putting in a lot of extra work down at the fish joint. It’s because they threw my boy Tuby under the bus. No… literally the Red Hat Bitches threw him in front of the bus. Something about counting cards. I wasn’t really listening. Doris has some primo buds right now. She sold me a quarter … Continue reading Getting High With Old Skool Joe
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