What’s up guys Spaceman Jones here. I’ve been in the Kush Nebula cultivating some primo clouds. Here you go Pinkerous. throw that shit in the cloud converter and let’s get stoned. I read that vampire story. That shit was pretty fucking cool. I actually saw Gregg and Darius doing a two-man show at Floyd’s. Apparently they are doing an inter-galactic book tour, and something about … Continue reading Smoking Cloud With Spaceman Jones
Wow Pink Panther I gotta give you some props, you are actually pulling this thing off. Question… who wrote that vampire shit? It got kind of dark there at the end though. Also those guys haven’t lived there for over 20 years. Fuck you I’m not scared. But if ghosts are gonna start working here you have to let me know. We agreed on that … Continue reading Getting High With Old Skool Joe
Pink Panther what the fuck man! I think the fake magazine might be haunted. No bullshit, I’m missing some money and a lot of bud. And what the fuck is a Christian Zombie Vampire? More importantly who the hell is writing this shit. Gregg and Darius haven’t lived here for like 20 fuckin’ years! I’m hearing funny shit at night man and it’s like almost … Continue reading Talking Spooky Shit With Old Skool Joe
Sorry Pink Panther I’ve been putting in work down at the fish joint. Yo! Who the hell is writing this vampire shit? I feel like this might have happened to me before. I was once a world class vampire hunter. Vampire hunting was actually my minor when I went to magic school with Spaceman Jones. Where is that guy? I need some of that space … Continue reading Wake And Bake With Old Skool Joe
Im Old Skool Joe and always on the level. I talk a lot of shit so you better bring a shovel. I stick on what I’m writing. Never ever biting. And I don’t give a fuck if you people do not like me. I’m Old Skool Joe the best to ever do it. Been around for years so there is no need to prove it. … Continue reading Rapping With Old Skool Joe
I really have to hand it you Pink Panther, you might be on to something with this fake magazine thing. That story about the vampires and shit is pretty entertaining. Maybe I can use some of my Hollywood connections and get this thing made into a movie. Fuck you Pink Panther I know a lot of famous people. I was once upon a time one … Continue reading Getting High With Old Skool Joe
Wow! Look at you guys this fake magazine is looking better than it did before I left. I’m back from my home planet with some primo cloud. Fire up the converter Pinkerous we are gonna party like we are back on Detroiticus. The Federation still considers you public enemy number one. Don’t worry I didn’t tell anyone you were here posing as a stuffed animal, … Continue reading Smoking Cloud With Spaceman Jones
(hits blunt) Man it’s the dog days of summer like a motherfucker. Nothing to do but fire up the grill and watch the MLB All-Star Game. Fuck you Pink Panther baseball is not boring. You would probably like baseball if you had thumbs. (hits blunt) I don’t know if you know this but my Cubs are in first place. We don’t recognize any non goat … Continue reading Summertime The Old Skool Joe Remix
Word. Now that DJ 3Z3 is back we can get down to the business of my comeback album. Fuck you Pink Panther this is a great idea. First off let’s pour out a little liquor for a fallen soldier MC Bucky B. He may have been a hamster, but he was one of the realest to ever walk the earth. Unfortunately old Bucky had some … Continue reading Rapping With Old Skool Joe
Who’s gonna win the Super Bowl? If the Patriots win I won’t be surprised. I kind of want to see Philadelphia win because those guys know how to riot. That would be an epic riot. Philly fans are brutal. They booed Santa Claus you know. Who the hell boos Santa Claus? Hey Pink Panther do you want to go to Mexico and place some bets? … Continue reading Super Sunday With Old Skool Joe
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