It’s me Spaceman Jones just sitting here on the couch talking about old times. We actually met in magic school. Yes we did. Old Skool Joe would always complain that we had to wait to eat. Yeah they would give these long speeches, and it never had anything to do with us. I don’t think the dean liked Old Skool Joe. Probably because of all … Continue reading Hits From The Bong With Spaceman Jones
(hits bong) Yo! Can we please watch another episode of Midnight Diner-TOKYO Stories? It’s on Netflix. It’s like Chicken Soup For The Soul meets Iron Chef. (hits bong) This show has me buying ramen noodles and shit like every five minutes. (hits bong) I wonder what the weed is like in Japan? -Spaceman Jones signing off. Continue reading Hits From The Bong With Spaceman Jones
(hits bong) So I’m working at my other job at the fish joint, because we still aren’t receiving steady paychecks from the stuffed animal who runs this fine fake magazine. Anyway this old man walks in and sits in one of the booths. He looks like one of those crazy old men that goes out in public just to start arguments. So I go and … Continue reading Tales From The Fish Joint With Old Skool Joe
Yesterday a certain stuffed animal who will remain nameless wrote some pretty libelous shit about me on the internet. So I have taken a leave of absence from the fish market to attend this emergency meeting. (hits bong) I’m Old Skool Joe if you did not know. They used to play my rhymes on the radio. I’m in charge of fish and proud of that … Continue reading Getting High With Old Skool Joe…Again
#16 Kung Fu Hustle This is one of those movies that is good whether you are stoned or sober. But like everything else in life it is a lot better if you are stoned. I couldn’t really tell you what the movie is about because I’m still not sure what the plot is. But there is tons of action with some good comedy thrown in. I … Continue reading 46 Movies To Watch When You’re Baked
(Hits Bong) Today I saw an old blind woman walk across the intersection in front of me at a stop sign. She crossed the street, missed the sidewalk, and was walking into oncoming traffic. So I got out of the car to help. I said “can I help you back onto the sidewalk you are in the middle of the street. She told me “fuck … Continue reading Hits From The Bong With Spaceman Jones
Gangsters don’t dance…um yes they do! Spaceman Jones signing off! Continue reading Stoners Guide To The Galaxy Vol. 4
#5 Revenge Of The Nerds: One of the best movies to watch when you are stoned is the 1984 classic Revenge Of The Nerds. You see kids stoners of today would be considered nerds in the 1980’s. It’s true! I was there. Anyway the movie is about these two friends Gilbert and Lewis who are off to start college. When they get to school and … Continue reading 46 Movies To Watch When You’re Baked
One of the best things about this time of year is that all of my favorite shows are back with new seasons. It can get hard smoking weed and watching TV when you are watching re-runs all of the time. Don’t get me wrong there are some great original shows on Netflix, and Hulu. Shows like Narcos, Orange Is The New Black, House Of Cards, … Continue reading Smoking Weed And Watching TV
#249 Going To The Movies: If you are going to the movies then make sure to smoke weed at least fifteen minutes before the movie starts. If you can help it try to go to a drive-in movie, or a movie theater that no one else goes to, so that you can light up at least thirty minutes into the movie. If that isn’t an … Continue reading The Stoners Guide To The Galaxy Vol. 249
46forum Fake Magazine 