Old Skool Joe: (hits bong) Yo man maybe everyone is looking at this wrong. Like… how come being a police officer is the only job where you have an actual license to be assholes to people, and like everyone’s cool with it? If I’m an asshole at The Fish Joint, motherfuckers go on Yelp and lose their damn minds! Spaceman Jones: Yeah that is yet … Continue reading Smoke Session at the 46
Spaceman Jones: Maybe it’s just we are always sheltered in place, but I just don’t understand why people want to go back to work so bad? Everyone I know with a job spends all of their free time bitching about it. Old Skool Joe: Fucking Fish Joint! Spaceman Jones: See. Look, I get it, it sucks being stuck somewhere. I can’t even go to the moon right … Continue reading Hits From The Bong With Spaceman Jones
Old Skool Joe: I gotta be stuck here with you motherfuckers! They just closed down the Fish Joint. Talking about we need to stay home. What the fuck is a Corona virus? Pink Panther: Don’t you watch the fucking news? Old Skool Joe: No, I don’t watch that shit! Pink Panther: Well they closed everything down. Old Skool Joe: Even the liquor store? Pink Panther: … Continue reading 46forum presents: The Quarantine Relaunch
Damn wintertime is a motherfucker! Why do I hate everybody around this time? That’s a story for another time I guess. On the plus side we have a Dr. S on our roster and this motherfucker can cook. He’s so good the other day Tuby made me a fish sandwich and I slapped the shit out of him, making me an average sandwich…who the fuck … Continue reading Making Dessert With Old Skool Joe
What’s up guys Spaceman Jones here. I’ve been in the Kush Nebula cultivating some primo clouds. Here you go Pinkerous. throw that shit in the cloud converter and let’s get stoned. I read that vampire story. That shit was pretty fucking cool. I actually saw Gregg and Darius doing a two-man show at Floyd’s. Apparently they are doing an inter-galactic book tour, and something about … Continue reading Smoking Cloud With Spaceman Jones
the marbling of the meat will set juices off like love on an autumn night Continue reading Balsamic Death Sauce and Steak: A Dr. S recipe
Download a free copy of the entire book! Chapter 15 Days of Swine and Roses Darius looked down on Gregg’s body. He looked weak and high from the powder that The Woman blew so sickly into his face. “Who won that last game on 2k?” Gregg asked.“You did it’s tied at three. Quit playing get up so we can hit Chico’s before it closes and … Continue reading The Legend of the Christian Zombie Vampires
Pink Panther what the fuck man! I think the fake magazine might be haunted. No bullshit, I’m missing some money and a lot of bud. And what the fuck is a Christian Zombie Vampire? More importantly who the hell is writing this shit. Gregg and Darius haven’t lived here for like 20 fuckin’ years! I’m hearing funny shit at night man and it’s like almost … Continue reading Talking Spooky Shit With Old Skool Joe
I really have to hand it you Pink Panther, you might be on to something with this fake magazine thing. That story about the vampires and shit is pretty entertaining. Maybe I can use some of my Hollywood connections and get this thing made into a movie. Fuck you Pink Panther I know a lot of famous people. I was once upon a time one … Continue reading Getting High With Old Skool Joe
Yeah I smoke bud. So what. I don’t see anything wrong with it. I feel like I smoke responsibly. That’s a thing right? I don’t let weed get in the way of my money. But I do spend my money on weed. Also food.. I buy a lot of food. Don’t forget beer. What the fuck am I doing explaining myself to you? Who the … Continue reading Why So Serious Old Skool Joe
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