It’s a fake magazine that is written by stoners. We get paid to smoke weed and watch TV. To be honest we have really been slacking off on the fake magazine part lately. But we have been very productive when it comes to smoking weed and watching TV. I would like to take a minute and give a shout out to our boss/editor The Pink … Continue reading So…What Exactly Do You Guys Do Again?
Things are great. The fake magazine is running smoothly, gas prices are…who am I kidding I don’t know how much gas is. The important thing is we are having fun, and apparently we are upsetting Google, because they keep sending The Pink Panther threatening messages, and that is hilarious to me since The Pink Panther is a stuffed animal. I just concentrate on my official … Continue reading Old Skool Joe Is High On Life
(Hits bong) Hey I saw this really good movie last night on Netflix. I think it was called Chef, it made me hungry also a little emotional. We cooked dinner like five times because of that movie, boy could that guy make a grilled cheese sandwich. (Hits Bong) Really good movie check it out sometime. I’m working hard today smoking weed and watching tv but I’m having fun. … Continue reading At The Movies With Spaceman Jones
Well…it looks like it’s time to get back to work. Step one smoke a bowl. Step two brew some coffee, have power breakfast with our head of security Goliath. Step 3 smoke another bowl ,and have sales meeting with The Pink Panther. He really keeps us motivated to smoke weed and watch TV to the best of our abilities and I don’t want to disappoint him. That’s pretty … Continue reading Smoking Weed And Watching YouTube With Old Skool Joe
Alright fine I’ll write a fucking article! The Pink Panther has really been riding me lately to write more articles. I keep telling him that I am not a writer I’m a stoner, and also a part-time janitor. Anyway so this is what I’m doing. I am smoking on some good weed and watching YouTube. I’m also getting paid, since I take a cut of … Continue reading Getting High With Old Skool Joe
Hits bong… “You know what’s a good show Blackish I’ve been watching that shit lately on Hulu and it kinda reminds me of The Cosby Show but with way more sex.” Hits Bong… “So like if everyone in the world is stupid…and I failed a piss test…does that make me no better than them?” Hits Bong… “Wait why do we keep passing weed to puppets and stuffed animals, … Continue reading Hits From The Bong With Spaceman Jones
Nobody smokes a cigarette like Bruce Willis and you can tweet that. Bruce Willis may very well be the greatest actor that ever lived, and he wasn’t a bad singer either. Did you know he once pimped out the Temptations and made them sing backup for him at a shitty concert? It happened look! That being said he is still the greatest actor ever and … Continue reading Nobody Smokes A Cigarette Like Bruce Willis
We have been working hard here at the fake magazine. Smoking pot and watching TV is harder than it sounds. Also Nikki Free and myself have been hard at work doing field studies in the great state of Colorado. Did you know that you can buy weed at the store there? It is fucking awesome and some of them are even open as early as eight … Continue reading All Is Well Now That Orange Is The New Black Returns With A New Season
It has been almost a month since anyone posted anything on the fake magazine. What the hell is going on? Old Skool Joe has disappeared along with Nikki Free and they are in Colorado smoking weed all day and going to concerts. Spaceman Jones hasn’t been heard from ever since watching that stupid earthquake movie. Dr. S is still awaiting trial and I’m stuck here … Continue reading OH CANUCK LAND! Our Home of Weed and Bud!
Hey slow down don’t stress out don’t start bugging bee don’t go that route. Just grab a little bag filled with that green then light it on fire and you will see. That life is fun and also short. And that smoking weed is your favorite sport. Then you will laugh and probably eat then dance alone to a funky beat. The moral of the … Continue reading I Can’t Stress It Enough! A Rap By Old Skool Joe
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