I would like to nominate Gilbert Gottfried for the 46forum man of the year award. Who’s that? I should punch you in the stomach! Look…if we are going to be a fake magazine, then we should have fake awards. Why do I nominate him you ask? Well he’s one of the funniest motherfuckers ever to grace your planet, he is just an all around good … Continue reading Hits From The Bong With Spaceman Jones
Another day in paradise. I’m not complaining though. My riot predictions were correct. Philly fans are brutal and those are just facts. It was a good game though. I won some money but I don’t think she is gonna pay up. She says the fact that I’m still alive is payment is enough. Those old broads in the red hats are ruthless. They jumped my … Continue reading Hits From The Bong With Old Skool Joe
I just saw a rapping polka guy. Yeah man he was rapping and doing polka, I don’t even know if I’m saying that right. Actually it was Jack Black, but he was playing this real life dude. What was his name? Hold on let me Google it real quick. Alright so it’s this guy his name is Jan Lewan and he reminds me of a … Continue reading Wake And Bake With Old Skool Joe
Yo I’m Old Skool Joe running the blogs with the old school flow, ain’t nothing like the old school though, give me another beat just one more, or just one mo. Wait… fuck you mean no word bro. Dude you just don’t know, listening to chill hop boy you just don’t know. Fool I don’t rap read the fucking magazine it says that. Sit … Continue reading Old Skool Joe Still Smoking
Well I’m up and I’m writing…this must be some spectacular weed. It has to be like two in the morning. Things have been quiet at the fish joint lately. If I’m being honest the shit is kind of making me paranoid. Doris has been being real nice to me lately. She even let me turn off the Grammys to watch some college hoops. Dig this… … Continue reading Blunts And Brews With Old Skool Joe
Glib glob glibbity glo glah. Just kidding could you imagine if I really talked like that. Back on earth and I have to say I do enjoy this place. Man you guys have some prime cloud some of the finest in the galaxy. Trust me I’m an expert on these things. Kind of like Lando Calrissian in those movies. (hits bong) Did you see the … Continue reading Smoking Cloud With Spaceman Jones
What have I been doing? I’ve been working motherfucker fish doesn’t sell itself! Man pass that shit what are we smoking on today? This shit doesn’t have a label. It’s dope that weed had labels on it now. They have nutritional value on the back and everything…potheads have come a long way. Hey Pink Panther remember when we used to go to Mexico and buy … Continue reading Smoking Something With Old Skool Joe
(hits bong) So I’m working at my other job at the fish joint, because we still aren’t receiving steady paychecks from the stuffed animal who runs this fine fake magazine. Anyway this old man walks in and sits in one of the booths. He looks like one of those crazy old men that goes out in public just to start arguments. So I go and … Continue reading Tales From The Fish Joint With Old Skool Joe
#666 Surviving the zombie apocalypse We don’t have to worry about running out of weed during the zombie apocalypse anymore! (hits bong) There is a lab that is working on a cure, and the best part is they turn zombies into plants, mix it with some weed, enzymes, and some other shit. They call it z-weed! You don’t believe me look it up! I saw … Continue reading Stoners Guide To The Galaxy Vol. 666
How come when you’re finished eating,people ask if you saved room for dessert? What does that even mean? Are there people that actually do save room? (hits bong) Apparently the dog wants to start writing a column. It’s gonna be tough sledding for Goliath. How is he gonna type without thumbs? (hits bong) Then again I said the same thing about my boss The Pink … Continue reading Old Skool Joe…Still High
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